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Shinkou Ookami - Fantasy Wolf Roleplay :: :: The Gallery :: Shinkou Theater Presents :: CardCaptor SO Author Topic: CardCaptor SO (Read 126 times) Wyndbain [Head Administrator] Free Range Chick member is offline And God said, "Let there be lol." Joined: Apr 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 19,723 Location: Your Imagination Karma: 10 CardCaptor SO « Thread Started on Jul 28, 2010, 7:46pm » So, a late night cbox conversation has led to this. >> That means...I can't be blamed! Bwahaha! Anyways, enjoy the show. PART ONE Narrator: It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood! Fely: No it isn't! Narrator: Why not? Fely: Cleaning a huge ass library in the basement of my house isn't exactly what I wanted to do on a Saturday! Narrator: Oh, sucks to be you then. Fely: I hate you. Narrator: Remember, "Wax on, wax off." Fely: Wax this off! D< *tosses book at the narrator* Narrator: Ow! My spleen! *book makes with glowy effects* Fely: Holy crap! I mean...holy book! Book: SPEW!! *cards fly from the book* Fely: Wtf are all those cards doing inside of a book in the library of my really huge ass basement? Wom: More importantly, why do you have a library in your huge ass basement? Fely: Well, it's mainly for stu-wtf, who are you? Wom: I is a Wom. You can call me guardian beast of the SO cards! ....wait, flip that. Fely: Okay...why are you so small? Wom: I'm travel size for convenience purposes. Fely: Uh huh. Wom: So...wat up dog? Fely: And you speak horrible street slang? Wom: Yeah, well you try being trapped inside a book that's thrown down a city gutter for about 50 years and not pick things up. Fely: Yeah, no thanks. Wom: So, you gonna do something 'bout those cards? Fely: What cards? Wom: The ones that flew outta the book! D< Fely: What book? Wom: Just take the damn key. Dx Fely: What key? Wom: This convenient one here. *poofs key outta no where* Fely: Whut I do? Wom: Hum....uh, key of the book thingy, here is your master, blah blah blah, yadda-okay, just bind and make with the magic already. Dx Fely: It turned into! ....A bird stick? Wom: Yeah, we'll call it that. Fely: ....sooooo, will this clean the library for me? Wom: Whut? Nu! Yer gonna use the wand to capture the cards! Fely: What cards? Wom: *facepalm* The ones that flew outta the book! Fely: Not my problem! Wom: You opened the book! It's yer fault! So go do magic stuff! Fely: You're the guardian of the cards right? Wom: Ya? Fely: Isn't it your job? Wom: @#$!@ You opened the book! D< Now go collect the cards before the world gets destroyed by them!! Fely: What!? But I haven't seen Toy Story 3 yet! *books fly everywhwere* Wom: I blame you! *hides* Fely: What is that!? Wom: It's one of the cards you let escape! Time to work, so good luck with that! Fely: Wait, wtf am I suppose to do with this stick against an invisible hurricane thing? AND IT'S MESSING UP THE BASEMENT LIBRARY I JUST CLEANED!!! Wom: Just swing it around and you'll eventually hit it! Fely: *karate chops the wind with the stick* Unknown Card: HEY! Get that thing outta my ass! Fely: I think I hit it! Wom: No duh. Fely: I don't see you helping. Wom: I'm....protecting the book. Fely: ... Unknown Card: This isn't going to improve our relationship in the future. Fely: Oh, sorry. So what do I do now? Wom: Seal it and go out for coffee. Maybe you can chat over scones and talk about your hobbies later. Fely: Y'know, sarcasm isn't helping at this point. Wom: I wasn't being sarcastic. |:< Unknown Card: Just seal me and pull that stupid wand out. Wom: That's what she said! Fely: Oh snap! Unknown Card: *seals* Fely: Oh snap seals the card? Wom: Looks like it. Fely: Whuzzat? Wom: That's the card's picture and it's name. You call that to summon the card and use it against other cards to weaken them. Fely: Like pokemon? Wom: More like Yu gi oh. Fely: You what? Wom: Just summon the card. Dx Fely: Oh, alright. So...um, I summon the Ziz card. *lights go poof and flashy* Ziz card: Yo. Fely: So what do you do? Ziz card: I fluff. *fluffs* Wom: Put it away! Put it away!! Fely: Smells like....strawberries? Wom: I prefer cinnamon! Fely: So....what exactly do I do with you? Ziz card: Well, I can fluff things. Fely: Good to know. Wom: Use the Ziz to weaken other cards so you can seal them like before. Fely: I don't see how fluffing the enemy will weaken it. Ziz card: How about I fluff yer face? |< Fely: Point taken. TO BE CONTINUED Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Characters Aveilthé [Administrator] member is offline Joined: Apr 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 19,791 Location: TX, USA Karma: 25 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #1 on Jul 28, 2010, 7:52pm » LMFAO!!! Oh epic Wom, EPIC! "Wom: So, you gonna do something 'bout those cards? Fely: What cards? Wom: The ones that flew outta the book! D< Fely: What book? Wom: Just take the damn key. Dx Fely: What key?" That made me ROFLCOPTOR. Do moar! DO MOAR! *runs around screaming* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Craveth Renown member is offline I always tell the truth, Even when I lie! Joined: Feb 2008 Gender: Female Posts: 417 Location: Yer Mom's Bed Karma: 7 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #2 on Jul 28, 2010, 9:02pm » I know! It's so full of EPIC AWESOMENESS. My fav part: "Wom: Use the Ziz to weaken other cards so you can seal them like before. Fely: I don't see how fluffing the enemy will weaken it. Ziz card: How about I fluff yer face? |< Fely: Point taken." Lmfao *Gigglegigglegiggle* We wants more! We wants more! *Chants* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Satu Mitsumi Associated member is offline Designated Forum Lurker Joined: Feb 2010 Gender: Female Posts: 120 Location: Oklahoma Karma: 7 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #3 on Jul 28, 2010, 9:41pm » I have but one thing to say. >:C "I fluff. *fluffs*" Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Felypsa [Administrator] Da Flippin' Phoenix member is offline Ever felt away without me...My love, it lies so deep...Ever dream of me Joined: Apr 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 35,633 Location: Over the hills and far away Karma: 17 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #4 on Jul 29, 2010, 3:15am » I don't think anyone can be in control of the Fluff of Z...this is such a daunting task! Bwahaha I can't wait to see who else I capture! Er, seal. And I see that my contention with narrators continues...e.e Awesome start Wom, keep it up! I frigging love Cardcaptors! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Characters Wyndbain [Head Administrator] Free Range Chick member is offline And God said, "Let there be lol." Joined: Apr 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 19,723 Location: Your Imagination Karma: 10 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #5 on Jul 29, 2010, 8:04pm » PART TWO Fely: I have a question. Wom: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to be inconspicuous in your backpack. Dx Fely: Which brings about more questions of our sanity...what's the point of smuggling yourself to school in my backpack when you won't talk to me and explain wtf happened? Wom: In case another card appears, I will be here to guide you and act as a mentor! Fely: Because that worked soooooooooo well last time. Wom: stfu Fely: Now that that's settled...why am I going to middle school anyway when I'm already old enough to drink legally? Wom: Cause u stoopid? Fely: Now u stfu. Wom: No u |< Ave: MORNIN!! Wom: AS@!#$SDA#@!$!! *pretends to be a stuffed animal* Ave: How cute! Is this a stuffed animal? Fely: .....yes. ._. Ave: *Pokes it* Wow, it's so lifelike. Wom: *piddles* Ave: Wtf!? Oh, I see, it's one of those realistic dolls that pee. Fely: Yes....totally......... Ave: Oh look! It's almost time for classes! Well, see ya! *leaves* Fely: Wtf was that!? Wom: I couldn't help it! She poked my bladder! Dx Fely: No...I mean... Ave: HAI AGAIN! Fely & Wom: A#$!@#!! Ave: Forgot to give you this! *tosses a piece of candy* K BAI! *leaves again* Wom: SHE'S LIKE A HAPPY DAISY!!!! Fely: *in a daze* Wom: Hullo? Fely: Huzwha? Wom: Why you make lovey dovey googoo face? D< That was a girl! Fely: Well, this parody is based on a show that's gender confused about it's love triangles anyway. Wom: Kinky, but not interested. When's lunch? Fely: *zips backpack shut and heads to class* *in class* Teacher: Okay class! We have a new student! And as is partial to the tradition of embarrassing new children, I'm going to have him stand in front of the whole class and introduce himself! Demin: Hello. *stare* Class: *stare* Demin: *stare* Fely: What a dork. Demin: *GLARES* Fely: ._.; Teacher: Okay new student! Your seat is right back there next to the girl you just made an evil glare at. You two have fun! Fely: Why are teachers so stupidly oblivious? Ziz card: HEY! I resent that statement!!! Wom: Whut's goin on up there!? I can't see a damn thing with the zipper shut! Fely: Well, might as well make the best of it. Hey there! Since we're going to be sitting next to each other for the rest of the year, let's be friends! Demin: *MOAR GLARE* Fely: Whud I say? ;-; Wom: Oh hey! Ham and cheese! Fely: What the-GET OUT OF MY LUNCH BOX!! *lunch bell rings* Fely: Yoinks and away! *somewhere outside where students can conveniently eat lunch away from the teachers* Fely: Phew, glad to be out of there. Wom: Me too! I was starving! Fely: Yes, I'm sure you're famished after eating a whole sandwich as big as you. Dx Wom: You gonna share? Fely: I already shared! When you ate my ham and cheese sandwich!! Wom: So...I take that as a no? Fely: Get outta my lunchbox!! *tosses* Wom: *suddenly gets all serious* Fely: What's up? I'm not sharing this cookie. Wom: I sense a jewel shard! Fely: Wrong show. Wom: Oh...wait. I can feel the presence of a SO card! Fely: Whar? *everything gets blown into a mess* Wom: Here. Fely: No shit! Dx Unknown card: RAWR!! *flys around and messes things up* Fely: Ziz card! Attack!! Wom: No! Don't use Ziz! Ziz card: *fluffs* Unknown card: *eats the fluff and returns it* Ziz card: Oww! Wtf man, you can't do that! Dx Fely: What gives? I thought you said I use these things to weaken the other cards!? Wom: I don't make the rules! This card looks like it has the same attributes as the Ziz card, which means it'll be in effective. Fely: What does that mean? Wom: That means it's time to say goodbye and RUN! Fely: How am I supposed to seal cards when the only one I have is useless? Ziz card: Well scuze me for being useless! D< Fely: Oh, sorry about that. >> I meant against this card since it does the cancel thingy. Ziz card: s'alright. Wom: And it used to be such a nice card too. D: Unknown card: Grrrrrrrrr! Ziz card: Yeah, it's a kitten. -.- Fely: Wait, that didn't sound like a normal growl. Wom: Well, it is a fantastic creature made from nothing but pure magical energy, so frankly it isn't gonna be normal anything. Fely: I has a plan! *takes the lunch box* Wom: Nu! The yogurt is still in there! D: Fely: Yoohoo! Mr. or Miss card thing! Unknown card: Fely: *tosses the lunch box* Catch! Unknown card: !! *catches and eats* Ziz card: Whut, so it was hungry? >> Unknown card: omnomnomnomnom. Fely: Oh snap!! Unknown card: *is sealed* Fely: Hmm, the Crave card? Wom: The Crave card uses a similar attribute to the Ziz card to fly! Fely: You couldn't have mentioned this sooner? Wom: I wuz depraved of food. D: Fely: You ate a whole sandwich!!! Wom: She ate yer lunchbox! Crave card: It wuz delicious. :3 Fely: That's not the point! Dx TO BE CONTINUED Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Characters Craveth Renown member is offline I always tell the truth, Even when I lie! Joined: Feb 2008 Gender: Female Posts: 417 Location: Yer Mom's Bed Karma: 7 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #6 on Jul 29, 2010, 8:56pm » OMG YAY! *Does a little dance* I eat thy lunchbox! *Omnomnom* I cannot wait for it to go on, on and on and on I say! *Faints* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Felypsa [Administrator] Da Flippin' Phoenix member is offline Ever felt away without me...My love, it lies so deep...Ever dream of me Joined: Apr 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 35,633 Location: Over the hills and far away Karma: 17 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #7 on Jul 30, 2010, 3:05am » Awesome...so I'm head-over-heels in love with Ave but will retain unfulfilled sexual tension with my rival Demin throughout. THIS IS CLEARLY TRUE TO LIFE. lmao kidding xDD But I did enjoy this one as well. Wom you are hilariously frustrating! Bwahaha and now I can fly on Crave's back...mreowr... MOOOOORE... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Characters Aveilthé [Administrator] member is offline Joined: Apr 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 19,791 Location: TX, USA Karma: 25 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #8 on Jul 30, 2010, 8:00pm » LOL Yay for obligatory gender confusion! Awesome, keep up the great work XD Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Mama Z [Administrator] member is offline What are you? Chicken? Joined: Jan 1970 Gender: Female Posts: 35,855 Location: Earf Karma: 12 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #9 on Jul 30, 2010, 8:04pm » Gone for four days and look what happens =shakes head= Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Remember: I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. Kiroro {D.evil's A.dvocate} Acclaimed Demin and Blitzy's bitch member is offline If I can't hear your heartbeat, you're too far away. Joined: Apr 2007 Gender: Female Posts: 622 Location: Anywhere But Here Karma: 8,388,604 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #10 on Jul 31, 2010, 11:49am » I love Demin's part XD Epic! Great job Wom! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a screwed-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours. Semper Fi Aunt Relairah Oldschool Wolf Light Warrior member is offline Everyone has light and dark within them. What matters is the path we choose to take. Joined: Apr 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 3,550 Location: A picnic Karma: 8,388,607 Re: CardCaptor SO « Reply #11 on Jul 31, 2010, 10:27pm » BAHAHAAHAHHAA! I kept looking at this, and now I finally read it and I'm so glad I did! Wom this is AWESOME! =D I'm like rolling around in laughter XDDD Can't wait for the next part! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Thanks so much, Ave-chan! 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